Of special notice is the address printed incorrectly as  31 NO. Mission st, no doubt a mistake made by whomever took the print order, and  misread the actual address 3140 Mission. st.

Read more about the real Mission Bowling here.

Hong Kong Cocktail is now home to Ivy’s Food co, a Chinese grocery store.

As far as I know, the dead haven’t been evicted from here. YET. You never know with the real estate market these days.

But Original Joe’s has now re-opened on Stockton and Union, and up from the ashes of it’s former location the proverbial phoenix shall rise, as personified in this case by the theatrical artisans of Piano Fight.

They are good people. Go see their upcoming play “Duck Lake”.  I can’t tell you much more about it other than the fact that at one point in the production, a duck will be launched out of someone’s ass.  And really, do you need another reason to go?

And now without further adieu, fire damage porn!

Unactivated fire alarms.

“Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.”

Well, almost truthfully. You see, being from San Francisco, I never really needed a car, and so have yet to ever get a license. But I had friends with cars, and we would, on occasion, drive around in states frequently altered by the use of LSD.
But most importantly, we bowled.

It became a steady habit the minute I exited the Kabuki theater, where a friend and I had just watched The Big Lebowski for the first time. We looked at each other, and we both knew, then, what was to happen next. A block away was the now defunct Japantown Bowl, where we we spent the next several hours, as we would spend the next several years, bowling.

I’d done a little bowling before that, off and on. Most memorably at Rock & Bowl on Haight st.,where I rolled my first strike in 1993.  When they closed three years later I got my first taste of that now all-too-familiar feeling of loss. If it wasn’t for The Big Lebowski, I may have never bowled again. I sometimes wonder  if I would have been better off, but I suppose the great times and late nights I shared with so many for so long, are worth the pain of losing that which brought you together. I suppose.

We lost Rock & Bowl in 1996,  Japantown Bowl in 2000, and most recently Serrabowl, which was the last of the accessible alleys –  open 24/7, and adjacent to the Colma BART station. Not a week went by for a while, without a night or two spent at one of Serrabowl’s many lanes. Presidio Bowl still exists, at least according to legend. No one’s really sure how to get there, but they say when the moon is full, and the fog is thick, it appears. But only if you’re lost, never if you’re looking for it, and don’t even talk to me about Yerba Buena. The place is lousy with yuppies, douchebags, and their terrible children. Which brings me to the root of my relevant discontent:  Lucky Strike Lanes.

Fuck that place. I’m not going to link to them, if you want to see their website, Google it.  They have 21 locations nationwide, and a corporate chain store “upscale” image to match. Oh, and bottle service. Fucking $500 bottle service. The bowling is pretty much an afterthought at this see and be scenery. Mission Bowling Club soon followed on their heels. Just as boutique-y and expensive, with yet another foodie fetish menu, it only adds to the disappointment, and that feeling of once again being excluded from that which was yours.

I’ve gotten to know that feeling too well.

R.I.P Serrabowl.

It would be my friend Jesse Morris.

I wonder if he knew how much he would be missed, if he would have changed his mind and stayed.

The world is emptier without you, Jesse. I hope you’ve found peace.

If one can make a horseshoe lucky by simply stripping off the rust, shiny San Francisco should have good fortune to spare.

But I’m not so superstitious.

More from The Vault will be posted as it’s unearthed, but until then, observe the mighty V-1, shown here in the midst of total burnination!

Trogdooorrr!!!

Dear god, what I would give to get five minutes alone that thing…

More pictures, (taken by different people), can be seen here, on SRL’s official website.

Because if they haven’t already been co-opted by yuppies, or run into the ground by hipsters, they will apparently end up being senselessly defaced into extinction by a bunch of disrespectful shitheads.

Take Clarion Alley for example:

Who the hell are you people, and what the fuck is your damn problem?

Normally, I’m not bothered at all by graffiti. In fact, I feel it’s a vital part of a city’s soul, and I celebrate it in all its forms, as I do with much of what is considered blight in this town.

But this is not OK.

Photo by Wally Gobetz

Who the hell do you think you people are, that you feel it’s within your right to throw your toy-ass shit up on these murals? (Including my friend’s Matty’s memorial!) They’ve were here long before you. They were painted by local artists who had to fight for the right to do so, and organized as CAMP to ensure that Clarion Alley remains a beautiful and evolving art space for the public to enjoy for years to come.

Learn some fucking respect.

(And then go tag the shit out of Medjool!  Those yuppie invaders got it comin’.)

So, watch for new stuff over on Lesser Gods, and I promise to return soon with more angsty gripes about the changing face of SF.

She taught me everything I know about photography, and I’m thankful for the chance to share her work with the world.

From her office window, she had a great view of the demolition of the Embarcadero Freeway.

Here’s a blurry shot of some fellow marchers in the 1992 St. Stupid’s Day parade. In case you can’t make it out, the man on the left is sporting an awesome  ”Free Pee-Wee” t-shirt!

This sweet ride was photographed near the long-gone graffiti mecca once known as Psycho City! Remember when there was graffiti in San Francisco? I miss that shit. I miss the wild places with broken windows, the feral weeded lots and crumbling brick…I miss the shopping carts and the overpass…

I miss the city, and this city’s missing soul.